Pillow Talk

I like boys who are happy with two girls and not one.

Guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly girls because looks aren't everything. Perhaps the pretty girl is a bitch ass, herpes ridden whore who has no respect for the guy's personal space or freedoms.

You rejected me for someone else, but i will deal with it because i am not a self centered bitch and understand that not everyone loves me the most.

As a matter of fact, the world does revolve around me. BECAUSE I'M SO FAT.

I am god.

I like guys who don't drop everything just to make their girlfriend smile. Don't be a demanding, self centered bitch. They have lives too.

The Truth About Evolution

This is what happens when you use too much punctuation.

Twlight sucks.

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to curly hair.
Curly hair leads to curly fries.

To-night

Bitch, i put dashes wherever the fuck i want.