Bears. Bears are a major issue facing the world today, and every other day. That and the deterioration of the American morals and standards that we hold so close to our hearts.
Do you know how many people are injured, physically and mentally, each year by bears? I don't, but i'm sure it's a lot. More than polio. Well, maybe not more than polio but, let's face it, bears are much more scary and intimidating than polio. Have you ever heard anyone say "OMG! Run! It's polio!" I bet not because polio is a small virus, as opposed to a large, omnivorous caniform with large intimidating teeth. Face it: people just don't run away from polio. They do, however, run away from bears, which doesn't do too much good, seeing as even the slowest bear can run at a speed of 30 mph, as opposed to the fastest human (Maurice Green, at a sprinting speed of 26.7 mph).
In conclusion, it can be safely assumed that bears are the single largest threat facing the world today.
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